Part II: The Candidates
Miro Weinberger (D)
http://miroformayor.com/ Incumbent Mayor of Burlington and Jack Tripper's upstairs neighbor. Elected in 2012 (57%), 2015 (68%), 2018 (48%). Hired Brandon del Pozo as police chief in 2015. Was strongly advised to fire him in 2016. Finally fired him in late 2019. Turned Burlington Square Mall into a pit. Provided port-o-potties for Battery Park protesters. Probably shouldn't be re-elected, but absolutely will be re-elected.
Max Tracy (P) https://www.maxformayorbtv.com/
Elected Ward 2 City Councilor 2012 (62%), 2015 (97%), 2018 (97%). Progressive nominee and Bolshevik bred in your washroom. Comfortable
with the word "uppity." Voted for the confirmation of Brandon del Pozo
as police chief in 2015. Ali Dieng (I)
https://alidieng.com/ Elected Ward 7 City Councilor in a special election 2017 (61%), re-elected 2018 (59%). Always upbeat and positive. I got a bike helmet because he told me to. May come in 2nd place.
Patrick White https://patrick4mayor.com I interviewed this candidate in the comment section of a picture on Black Market-U on 12/9/20: Haik Bedrosian: Are you to the right or the left of the mayor?
Patrick White: it really depends on the subject honestly. Are there any issues in particular you’re concerned about?
Haik Bedrosian: nah. I just wanted to see how you’d handle the question. Not bad!
Jonny Wanzer https://jonnywanzer.com/ "The People's Mayor." Talented entertaining genius.
Wants to [redacted] Miro. Poster boy for performative allyship. Supports Max Tracy for Mayor.
Pepe "I am an oppressed [redacted]. I am sick of multi-culti [redacted] of injustice. And I'm coming for [redacted] Jimmy Cliff style."
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