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Osier Wins Crackpot Mock Poll, Knodell Second
Monday, April 17, 2006
Thanks to all of the voters who made this fake poll a reality. Congratulations to all the fake candidates on a great race, and especially our fake mayor-elect Fred Osier.
Results (50 votes cast for mayoral preference):
Fred Osier 15 votes (30%) Jane Knodell 10 Votes (20%) TJ Donovan 7 votes (14%) Michael Monte 4 votes (8%) Clarence Davis 3 votes (6%) Jane Sanders 2 votes (4%) Owen Mulligan 2 votes (4%) Amy Werbel 1 vote (2%) Scot Schumski 1 vote (2%) Roddy Cleary 1 vote (2%) John Long 1 vote (2%) Kevin Ryan 1 vote (2%) Ellie Blais 1 vote (2%) Kevin King 1 vote (2%) Steve Goodkind 0 votes (0%) Gary Davis 0 votes (0%) Robin Lloyd 0 votes (0%) Jeremy Ryan 0 votes (0%) Alfred Snider 0 votes (0%) Linda Deleduka 0 votes (0%)
Scot Shumski doesn't live in Burlington any more. I'm not sure about Scott Schumsky, though.
Just so you know, I haven't voted yet. I don't want anyone thinking that I'm the one who voted for Monte. I'm waiting for the debate before I cast my vote.
A better poll question would be: how many people know who all these people are?
I haven't voted yet either. I'm curious to see who is the most popular on this insane list. As of now it's a tie beteen Monte, Knodell and Chris Fells who wrote himself in. You can be sure I'm going to overuse the hell out of this pollhost thing. What a good idea. I should have thought of it.
Here's my campaign platform. Vote for me and I will turn the Moran plant into a huge wind turbine. Next week, hear Amy's plans for raising troops to take back South Burlington . . .
"Montroll revealed that besides McNeil, the city has another, lessor known generator down by the Moran Plant made of jet engines. Now that’s some Batman Sh*t." -From 'Dems Field Qs on 17' below.
I'm in favor of a wind turbine on the waterfront. There is a guy with a blog against them claiming noise, health, safety concerns. I find the concerns hard to buy. Windmill turbines seem so placid and graceful to me, and energy independence would be a critcally important defense for the city in a major blackout. Perhaps I'm just willfully naive about the drawbacks of wind turbines. But then I have to think of the alternatives. Nothing is perfect. Certainly not oil.
I'm not in favor of the city raising troops, nor of annexing South Burlington. Either action might affect the city's charactar negatively.
Points for making the pitch.
(Note about this poll: I think it will let you vote multiple times, and perhaps as often as once per hour. I don't care if people take advantage of this for their own craven purposes. (I mean, my counter is by Diebold for cryin' out loud.) Obviously Jane Knodell has figured this out. She currently leads with a 24% plurality. I'm can't vote in this fake crackpot poll. I'm Dr. Frankinstein and Mr. Hyde on this instead.)
Sure wish I'd read these comments before voting!! I voted for Jane Sanders because she had a great idea, parking-wise, in the event the Moran Plant were re-cycled.
I don't really know many of the 'candidates'. Those I know and would never vote for include Mike Monte, Jane Knodell, Elie Blais(sorry'bout that),Steve Goodkind, TJDonovan.
Those I know by name only have no track record I know of, such as being corrupt, incompetent, or infected with croneyism, and the rest, I'm sorry to admit, I may never have heard of ;-).
Well it's Thursday afternoon (Happy 4/20). Three leaders seem to be emerging in our fake crazy poll. Knodell for the Progs, Osier for the Republicans and Donavan for the Dems. Only 15 more votes until I call a fake winner! Get yours in!
I promise to bring the dairy industry back to the Queen City -- the North 40, perhaps. Also, a bulgur-seitan patty in every pot. Thank you to my boyfriend who voted for me.
Friday 6:55pm- Fred Osier almost has a mathematical lock on winning the fake crackpot polling. One more vote for anyone but Knodell or Donovan and Osier fake-wins!!
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I vote for Chris Fells.....