Take two thick slices of Noonie's day old bread, smear Honey Cup honey mustard
liberally over both. Cover both slices with green leaf lettuce. Then on one slice only lay smoked turkey on the lettuce,
a tomato slice on the turkey and sprinkle it with shredded carrot. Then on the lay a slice of provolone cheese over the
carrot then a green pepper ring on top of the cheese. Sprikle with sprouts. Cover with the other slice, lettuce side down.
The letuce should be stuck to the bread with honey mustard so it doesn't fall off when you turn it upside down to cover the
sandwich. Slice sandwich in half with a knife. Wrap in tightly in plastic wrap. Use too much wrap. Tape on label. Tadaaa!
Weighs one pound. Costs Four Bucks.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your
teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed,
to me: I lift my lamp beside the golden door."
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and effects,
against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and
no warrants shall issue,
but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and
particularly describing the place
to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
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"During the 1992 campaign, Bill Clinton
sometimes spoke of a 'twofer' (two for the price of one) presidency,
implying that Hillary would play an important role in his
administration."
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Made in China
Sunday, March 26, 2006
I bought this plastic flag (shown actual size) locally not long after the tragedy that undergirded its marketing. The fact that “MADE IN CHINA” is so prominently displayed might be forgiven by many Americans because if you’re waving it (like you should be) horizontally the words are “on the back.” It is only the Chinese with their advanced educational system, who realize that regardless of orientation- stars at the top left equals proper American flag display. It is also only the Chinese, with their keen wit and 5000-year-old sense of irony who get the larger joke being played on Americans with this product. If you listen carefully you might hear roaring laughter from all the way across the Pacific. Do you get the joke? Do you think it’s funny?
You're a nation of fat idiots and we're going to eat your lunch. You can't even manufacture your own damn flag! Wanna borrow some more money from us? Why don't you buy more of our cheap crap at Wal-mart? Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Oh and by the way, Taiwan is ours. Just try to stop us from taking it. Our military is the size of your whole country. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Have fun with your little adventure in Iraq. We'll just be securing oil deals with Iran and Venezuala while you waste the lives of your soldiers using all the money we loaned you. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Fat retards. Your president can't even open a door to escape a press conference. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of
the people peaceably to assemble,
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In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars,
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shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States,
than according to the rules of the common law.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your
teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed,
to me: I lift my lamp beside the golden door."
-Emma Lazarus, 1883
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eh - sort of funny, in an "unintentional off-set printing on translucent plastic" kind of way