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When Cowmen Attack
Saturday, February 11, 2006
On January 2 I was commenting on an iburlington post about nudists on channel 15, and in a ramble about public access shows said "Louie the Cowman cranks out shows too, but he doesn't really know what he's talking about."
I guess what I should have said is "he's short on specifics, but I like his spirit and a lot of his general ideas" but I often can be insensitive and just sort of blurt easily misinterpreted stuff.
Anyway, 19 days later I guess he came across the string and wrote back:
Haik
I always know what i'm talking about, esp when I say that you didn't do crap as a city councilman. If you've been watching my show for the last 10 years, you know that I not the only one who says this. Go crawl back under your rock.
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And in a separate comment said:
Haik Take a Haik, Ha! Ha!!Now that's funny. Louie The Cowman
I love that he plugged his show after insulting me. He also wins the prize for being the one-millionth person to use that "go take a hike" joke.
So I took the opportunity to plug BurlingtonPol.com:
Louis, Sorry you feel that way. I actually was going to revise my opinion to say that you sometimes DO know what you're talking about. Sometimes. And I enjoy your show.Anyway I'm glad you're out there speaking your mind. I've linked to your site on my new blog...BurlingtonPol.com -Haik
I like Louis the Cowman as much as the next guy, and that exchange we had is utterly trivial, but it did give me a pretext for using the hilarious headline "When Cowmen Attack" which in and of itself is worth comedy gold, in my opinion.
I never knew who this guy was until this most recent mayoral election. In fact, never even heard of the guy or know his stand on issues until tonight's mayoral debate.
My first reaction: Holy clueless, Batman! Is this guy for real? I swear by the end of the debate he was just trying to get a reaction out of people.
I mean, he said education is a bad thing - presumably because he wants everyone to be like him. He also said Burlington should develop the Intervale and existing wetlands. Apparently the world is a playground - for him and his bulldozer. When he skipped from talking about elementary schools to kids "not passing the SAT's" without segue, I almost laughed aloud. People in the audience were shaking their heads and smiling. Thankfully I wasn't alone in thinking this guy was about as bright as an Alaskan winter.
He started out talking about how the whole audience probably heard of him and his call-in show that he has run for 10 years. I suppose he thinks everyone: a) has a TV; and b) watches channel 15. He seemed to imply that because we all call into his show seeking guidance on life that he should be our moral authority in the mayor's seat. Speaking of....
Cowman's first act in office: "buy a new seat."
If anyone in Burlington is unsure how to vote, here's one suggestion: don't even fill in the oval next to this cowman guy. Instead, go out and rent a good horror movie if you really want a good scare.
I'm personally leaning towards Bob Kiss, but that's a post for another day.
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